ratpoisoniscandy: hey whats up
elbertagal: nm
elbertagal: u
elbertagal: asl
ratpoisoniscandy: really not alot
ratpoisoniscandy: you first
elbertagal: no you
ratpoisoniscandy: k
ratpoisoniscandy: 17/m/mi
ratpoisoniscandy: u
elbertagal: 15/f/al
ratpoisoniscandy: hey
ratpoisoniscandy: you like alabama
elbertagal: yes
ratpoisoniscandy: any interests?
elbertagal: no
ratpoisoniscandy: groups?
ratpoisoniscandy: part of the klan?
elbertagal: no
ratpoisoniscandy: just wondering
elbertagal: y
ratpoisoniscandy: i have many special interests
elbertagal: like
elbertagal: ?
ratpoisoniscandy: well im jesus
elbertagal: what
elbertagal: ??????
ratpoisoniscandy: and i like to beat my meat to richard simmons videos
elbertagal: ha ha
ratpoisoniscandy: do you doubt im jesus?
elbertagal: yeah
ratpoisoniscandy: well that his my name
ratpoisoniscandy: and i go around trying to save people from tai bo
ratpoisoniscandy: because that hurts not helps
elbertagal: very funny
ratpoisoniscandy: richards video are my idea
elbertagal: i know
ratpoisoniscandy: im sweatin to the oldies
ratpoisoniscandy: oh yeah richard
ratpoisoniscandy: work that bulge
elbertagal: lol
ratpoisoniscandy: hes on right now
elbertagal: really
elbertagal: what do you look like
elbertagal: ?
ratpoisoniscandy: yeah
ratpoisoniscandy: i have long black hair
ratpoisoniscandy: and blue eyes
elbertagal: serious
ratpoisoniscandy: and how dare you laugh at my beliefs
elbertagal: lol
ratpoisoniscandy: im just trying to spread the word of jesus and richrad
ratpoisoniscandy: instead you mock me
elbertagal: lol
ratpoisoniscandy: i dont get it
ratpoisoniscandy: why do you hate me?
elbertagal: i don't
ratpoisoniscandy: its because im black isnt it
elbertagal: no not at all
ratpoisoniscandy: i used to be black anyway
ratpoisoniscandy: didnt like it
elbertagal: lol
ratpoisoniscandy: jesus told me to bleach my skin
elbertagal: cool
elbertagal: did it work
ratpoisoniscandy: jesus is always right
elbertagal: i know
ratpoisoniscandy: except when he interfers with richards big bulge
elbertagal: lol
ratpoisoniscandy: you thinkim lying dont you
elbertagal: no
ratpoisoniscandy: i know you do
ratpoisoniscandy: everyone does
elbertagal: not me
ratpoisoniscandy: they just dont understand
elbertagal: i do
elbertagal: do you want to know what i look like
elbertagal: ?
ratpoisoniscandy: sure
elbertagal: blonde hair/ blue eyes/5'4
ratpoisoniscandy: got a pic
elbertagal: no sorry
ratpoisoniscandy: oh
elbertagal: but i really do look like that
ratpoisoniscandy: you proably dont have the ass of richard
elbertagal: nope sorry
elbertagal: u gay
ratpoisoniscandy: i sent richard mail
elbertagal: ?
ratpoisoniscandy: he never wrote back
elbertagal: cool
ratpoisoniscandy: i love everyone
elbertagal: sorry
ratpoisoniscandy: but richard is the best
elbertagal: thats because you are jesus
ratpoisoniscandy: i have many posters of him in my room
ratpoisoniscandy: and i have all his tapes
ratpoisoniscandy: and informercials
elbertagal: for real
elbertagal: ?
ratpoisoniscandy: yeah
ratpoisoniscandy: i like them
elbertagal: k
ratpoisoniscandy: especially sweatin to the oldies
elbertagal: cool
ratpoisoniscandy: boy that video is hot
elbertagal: lol
ratpoisoniscandy: it is
ratpoisoniscandy: im not lying
elbertagal: i know
ratpoisoniscandy: i dont like the people he helps though
ratpoisoniscandy: it makes me feel less special
ratpoisoniscandy: it feels i dont get attention
ratpoisoniscandy: so i need to get fatter
elbertagal: k
ratpoisoniscandy: you gotta see my favorite richard picture
elbertagal: i will
elbertagal: when are you going to come down here
elbertagal: ?
ratpoisoniscandy: come down where
elbertagal: alabama
elbertagal: where else
elbertagal: to the beach
ratpoisoniscandy: probably not
elbertagal: why
ratpoisoniscandy: my richard picture was deleted
elbertagal: o no
ratpoisoniscandy: i gotta find a new one
ratpoisoniscandy: oh god
ratpoisoniscandy: look at his arms
ratpoisoniscandy: they are amazing
ratpoisoniscandy: ooh i wanna boogie oogie oogie
elbertagal: what
ratpoisoniscandy: richard is dancing to that song
elbertagal: oooooooo
elbertagal: is that all you have to talk about is him
elbertagal: ?
ratpoisoniscandy: ill talk about my job
elbertagal: what do you do
elbertagal: ?
ratpoisoniscandy: i go around the neighborhood leaving a cd full of video clips
ratpoisoniscandy: some with richard
elbertagal: o
ratpoisoniscandy: others with jesus
ratpoisoniscandy: and other with me having sex with my dog
elbertagal: oooooo
ratpoisoniscandy: thats one of my hobbies
ratpoisoniscandy: have you tried it?
elbertagal: no
ratpoisoniscandy: why not
elbertagal: i duno
ratpoisoniscandy: dont you want to
elbertagal: i duno
ratpoisoniscandy: its fun
elbertagal: k
elbertagal: i will try it
ratpoisoniscandy: really
elbertagal: yes
ratpoisoniscandy: do you have a dog?
elbertagal: yes
ratpoisoniscandy: oh boy
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